Of Power Tools and Orgasms

Could your hubby's workshop provide the next level to the ultimate orgasm? Possibly, if you favor what a Northwestern University sex-class professor recently demonstrated to his students: A power tool with a sex toy attached to it that's described as a "fucksaw."

Yes, a fucksaw. Don't be disappointed if this product is missing from the shelves at your nearest Lowe's.

Prof. J. Michael Bailey invited students to an after class discussion about kinky sex and female orgasms which featured a modified reciprocating saw, complete with a naked woman who was repeatedly stimulated by her boyfriend with a tool most commonly  used to hack through drywall. Northwestern University educators were not amused and promptly deleted his Human Sexuality course from the fall schedule of classes after the story made headlines.


Although the demonstration was not planned, Bailey said "yes" when asked  by the couple if they could demonstrate the phenomenon of female ejaculation using the sexed-up power tool, according to the first of two written statements released by Bailey.

"I recruited (the couple) because past speakers covering similar topics had not been very interesting and merely given power point demonstrations," Bailey said. "My decision to say yes reflected my inability to come up with a legitimate reason why students should not watch such a demonstration."

Bailey would later say that he "regretted" his decision due to the negative publicity that was showered upon the university, however, he welcomed the "discussion" about sexuality that the after school event provoked.

 For those of you thinking of spicing up your sex life with power tools, we suggest starting with something much smaller and less powerful, perhaps a bullet-vibe.

For the curious-minded, a photo of the fucksaw can be found here.