For those of you who have a "bucket list" for places to have sex, here's a good one - a canoe. But, please be discrete and don't forget your life preservers and plenty of sunscreen.
Paddle your canoe or rowboat out until you find the desired location away from prying eyes that may have the desire to call the local authorities and report your sexy, suspicious activities. They are probably just jealous, anyway. Have your partner spoon you from behind - please see the fig.-1 if this is not clear - while he keeps his top armed firmly around waist, as he gently thrusts.
fig. 1As first seen in Cosmopolitan, the position is "perfect for slow, sensous, lovemaking. The rocking motion of the boat will intensify each of his strokes. We agree. However, canoe's are very apt to tip over from the the slightest shuffling of weight, so please be extremely careful and don't "lose yourself in the moment." Also apply plenty of sunscreen to the areas which may not have seen the light of day for the last few years - a canoe sunburn is like no other.
Paddle your canoe or rowboat out until you find the desired location away from prying eyes that may have the desire to call the local authorities and report your sexy, suspicious activities. They are probably just jealous, anyway. Have your partner spoon you from behind - please see the fig.-1 if this is not clear - while he keeps his top armed firmly around waist, as he gently thrusts.
fig. 1
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