I Prefer Mustard On My Panties

From our "Just What The Hell Were You Thinking?" file: A New York City woman was recently arrested recently after being accused of dumping a container of chili on a Victoria Secret panties display.
According to police, Lauren Jackson, 19, was arrested  when she returned to the store after dumping the chili on the panties a few months earlier.
Officers were called to the mall by an employee from another store, who recognized Jackson from the April 13 chili caper, police said. On that date, police said, a woman was in Victoria's Secret when a manager told her she was barred from the store because of an earlier shoplifting incident. Apparently unable to contain her anger, police said, the woman tossed a container of chili on a display, ruining 65 pairs of panties valued at $747.50.
Jackson was charged with third-degree criminal mischief. The suspect was released without bail. There was no word if she also had hotdogs and buns on her during the incident and no mustard was found at the scene.